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Showing posts with label The Stupids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Stupids. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

Why I am a dip$%^&..Part 1..(cuz I'm sure it won't be the last time.lol)

Ok, just as I was getting ready to type up a post about why I am sooooo far behind... I realized something... I am wearing one of Hubbins shirts. $%^&.  But that's not too bad... what's bad is it's backwards.  I'm wearing the frickin shirt backwards. The tags were scraping at my neck. 

What makes it worse. I've been wearing it backwards since last night.  Yeah. I know I put it on last night for a pj shirt and I ended up wearing it all day today backwards. What's more. I hosted 24 children (5 were mine) for a sleepover at my home. So that means, we played games from around the world outside with my shirt backwards, we did singing and dancing competitions with my shirt backwards, I taught them square dancing and the box step with my shirt backwards amongst other things AND parents picked up their kids and looked me in the eyes with a straight face and talked to me... with my shirt backwards! F%^&. 

What's EVEN more. Yeah, there is more. It's the second time in 3 days that I've worn a shirt backwards. Friday I took 26 kids to the movies to see "earth". When I got home, I took off my GS uniform and threw my shirt on and got right to prepping for the sleepover. 

I was talking to the oldest about some plans when she asked me if my shirt was on backwards...the kicker? This shirt has graphics across the front. Soooo, on my back was a picture of Grumpy from the Care Bears (tears are rolling down my face as I type this and picture myself  with this shirt on backwards) and it says I *heart* being grumpy.  Ahh man. crud. lol 

At least my back was to the wall when they realized it, I had to shoo them away because I was NOT about to walk away with my back towards them and the front of my shirt facing them. 

Hubbins must think I have lost my mind because I am sitting here and bursting into fits of laughter every few minutes. I gain my composure and then I go into a giggling fit as images cross my mind of what a fool I looked like. 

And to think, I keep telling the boy he's too old to be putting his shirts on backwards. Especially when they have batman or spidy or something on the front! 

Karma baby. LOL!


Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Finally!

I've been trying to post on blogger for 3 hours! I just cleared my cookies and cache and here I am...wish I would have done that sooner.


Oh well!


Today, I wasn't feeling so great. I was really tired and I'm sad because I've lost all my Tetras and sharks and my albino catfish over the past 4 days. We had 16 tetras, 2 Bala sharks, and Snowball:the sequel. They died of Ick. I feel so bad. I've been treating them but I guess it was too late. It put a strain on me physically to see each one dead. I tried to keep up with them throughout the days so the kids wouldn't have to see them dead.


But around 4 pm when the last one died. I was beat. I had cleaned up everything around the kitchen sink because that is the biggest sink I have. I don't like to use it but I have no choice. I use comet and bleach to clean up. For some reason I left the (Clean) net beside the sink. It was near the crock pot but not next to it. I guess I just forgot to put it away.


Well, at 4 pm I decided I needed a break and I went to lie down for a bit. I woke up at 5:11 pm panicked because I was in such a deep sleep, I hadn't heard ANYTHING. Not hubs, not any of the kids. Apparently they weren't any quieter than usual and I was just really out of it.


I trudge into the kitchen,worried that I might have overcooked the stuffing for the bell peppers to see this...Perfect huh?



I smiled to myself as I slid to the side and reached to pick up what I thought to be the spoon. I start to mix it up and think "Wow, this smells yummy...but why is it gathering like that?" Still not getting it..I step back for a minute because I am short and I wanted to get a better position on my tip toes to see what exactly was going on and that is when I see the spoon resting on the spoon rest.


Let me tell you that it STILL took me a minute to figure it out and then a minute to say "Awww $#$% HUBS! Guess what I just did?"


Of course he couldn't because not even I could've guessed it. Before I could answer I bent over in laughter because I had USED THE FISHING NET TO MIX THE BELL PEPPER'S STUFFING~!


Kid you not. I alternated between being grossed out, laughing and being slightly upset. Maybe I was in shock or hysterics but after about ten minutes I calmly asked Hubs what he wanted for dinner and I went out and bought take out.


I was surprised that I wasn't so upset about it. Of course, now I have new meat in the crockpot and I've started over because I still have bell peppers that need to be used.


Am I the only one who does such stupid things? *shaking my head*

Oops...

Ok, so yesterday and last night I tried and tried to log in to blogger. It was so sloooooow...

I finally figured it out this morning.

I inadvertently screwed everything up when I was trying to set up FTP to share the labels.

I deleted that out and now here I am.

I know in the next post,which I wrote last night I thought I had fixed it but alas, it didn't really work and I had to give up...

Another episode of The Stupids with me as the main character!

Now back to our regular scheduled blogging....
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